1 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,160 No. 2 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,000 Be gone! 3 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,380 What? 4 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,500 Be gone! 5 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,060 Scoot! 6 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,260 Grateful woman. 7 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:32,280 Only the best for you. 8 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,710 Whoops. 9 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,530 Oh, it's looking good, Dave. 10 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:08,728 No worries. 11 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,870 Anything for you, Lou. 12 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:27,870 What's the sense in sharing this one and only life? 13 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:30,830 I can't believe we're finally opening, Chloe. 14 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,150 This is just perfect, isn't it? 15 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:38,450 You know when the estate agent showed me round, she said, I'm so sorry. 16 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:43,250 You're going to have to gut the place. It's not been touched since the 70s. I 17 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,210 said, are you kidding, love? It's perfect. 18 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,570 It is like a time capsule. 19 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,510 Just got time to get my lucky cream up. Are we open? 20 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:54,610 What is that? 21 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:59,890 I ran away to London when I was a teenager. 22 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,330 Got into hairdressing. 23 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,990 And I was working all the high-end salons. 24 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,390 All the top folk were coming in. 25 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:10,490 I knew them all. And they knew me. It were lovely. And when they'd had a 26 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,670 whizzer and I was sweeping up after, I'd preserve a look. 27 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,010 Rod Stewart. 28 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:19,690 Dennis Cassidy look. 29 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,050 George Best. 30 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,310 So black it's almost deep blue. 31 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,890 Noddy Holden. 32 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:27,570 Blondie. It's the goodies. 33 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:29,770 Kate Bush. 34 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,710 Parkinson himself. 35 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:34,610 Oh, Donna Summer. 36 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:39,650 That is a clip of Bjorn's beard from ABBA. And my prize? 37 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,990 A snippet, dear David. 38 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,750 Bowie. 39 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,370 From his Ziggy days. 40 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:50,570 Sorry, it's just... It is eight tenths off the perpendicular and a centimetre 41 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:53,070 off the vertical, so... May I? 42 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,310 Yeah. 43 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:00,610 So exciting. 44 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,030 I've been researching the 70s since I got the job. 45 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:04,580 I like to be thorough. 46 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,000 I noticed that at your interview. Is that why I got the job? 47 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:09,620 Oh, hey. 48 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,120 I do like this music. 49 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,920 That is why you got the job. Come on, give us a twirl. 50 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:19,459 Watch out! 51 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:23,400 Yeah, it's mainly junk. 52 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,040 I'm gutting the place. 53 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,800 I'm having a really good clear out. 54 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,930 And... There's one of two things you might want to pass your experienced eye 55 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:35,890 over. Mr. Terry, I've got a hair appointment. 56 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:38,090 What? A hair appointment. 57 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:39,390 Shh. 58 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:40,950 Sorry, Mace. 59 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:45,730 Well, to be honest, Terrence, I don't envisage there being much for me. And to 60 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:48,450 be frank, I don't fancy a trip out for now. 61 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:53,090 Hey, don't be too hasty. There's a few choice things. Here, let me look. 62 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:56,010 Er, nice candlestick. 63 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:57,710 Condiment holder. 64 00:04:57,850 --> 00:05:01,010 Antique cup and saucer. One second, pray. 65 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:07,910 Please describe... Well, it's... Wait there. Let me take four. 66 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,090 Hang on. Let me get some light. 67 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,230 Two seconds, race. 68 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Did you get the photo? 69 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,240 Yes. Yes, I got it all right. 70 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,140 I'm coming over. 71 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,380 Keep it safe. 72 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160 Rizzle. 73 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,560 Mr. 74 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,960 Terry, we agreed that if I work late last night, I could have a few hours off 75 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:58,120 today. I'm already late, and if I miss that bus... Yes, yes. 76 00:05:58,380 --> 00:05:59,560 Go then. Waddle on. 77 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:02,890 You did say you'd try and sort something out for the charity show. 78 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:07,150 I've already donated my Frank's stuff after he... Oh, yes, yes. 79 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,490 Just take that box of crap. 80 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:11,050 It's going in the skip anyway. 81 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:13,790 Move it! And get back, Bronto! 82 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,450 Blimey, Nick, what a rush! 83 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,380 Sorry, so sorry. Can I leave this here? Of course you can. 84 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,880 I've got to get it down to the charity shop. 85 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,660 Then after that, straight on the bus and back to work. 86 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:51,960 That painting's a bit circa 1970, isn't it? 87 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,860 Oh, have it if you like. It was destined for the skip. 88 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,880 Just don't ask me which way up it goes. 89 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,160 She's struggling for money, poor love. 90 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,340 Oh, £25. 91 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,740 Welcome is that. 92 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,020 How did you know? 93 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,600 I'm a hairdresser. Read the cook, kid. What? 94 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:12,560 She's going deaf in the left ear as well. 95 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,960 You're our first ever customer. 96 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,400 Pardon, love? 97 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,080 You're our first ever customer. 98 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:22,180 Oh, sorry, love. I'm a bit hard of hearing in this blinking side. 99 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:25,600 Sorry. She has the hair always pushed back over the left ear. You can see the 100 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,600 permanent kink. 101 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:32,300 I'm Val, by the way. Valerie Stromboli, isn't it? 102 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,120 It is, love. 103 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,640 There hangs a tale. 104 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:40,580 I remember my first cut here as a girl. My mother brought me. 105 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:46,200 It's exactly the same. In fact, I think that very track was playing. 106 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,620 Oh, it's lovely, isn't it? 107 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:48,860 Clary's a convert. 108 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,160 So, take a seat in Sir Swivel. 109 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,820 Are you all right? I never look in the mirror for more than a second or two 110 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,820 lately. 111 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,550 Look at the sorry, sorry state of being. 112 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,790 Are you sure you're all right? 113 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:11,710 Can I get you a tea or a coffee? 114 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:19,010 Ever since my friend went, I've let myself go. 115 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:22,410 You're with us now. 116 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:24,730 Leave yourself in my hands. 117 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,670 I'm here for my appointment. 118 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:34,900 Sorry? At what time was it? 119 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,220 Now. 120 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:37,460 Now? 121 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,340 I've got nothing in my book, I'm afraid. 122 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:44,540 Every third month, I have it on this time, on this date. Sorry, the last time 123 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:45,540 I sold up, love. 124 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,900 But it's no problem, if you can wait. 125 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,100 No! 126 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,000 Oh, dear. 127 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,780 Don't give her any mind, that's Miss Prue. 128 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,040 No need to explain. 129 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,520 Those with straight fringes that go that way are always like that. What do you 130 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,560 mean? They've no patience. 131 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,640 She moves around the town like that. 132 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,580 That's Bob-on. They call her Miss Prune, ever cue. 133 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,920 Yeah, she lives alone. 134 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:17,320 She was in the teaching profession, probably. And she is not popular with 135 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 anyone. Yes? 136 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,460 How did you know? 137 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,600 Oh, she's like the hairdressing hoes. 138 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,460 Elementary, my dear Chloe. 139 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,580 They all blink in lot there, all right. 140 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,180 Except she's no time for anyone. 141 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,230 Except a tidgey dog. 142 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:35,010 And even she can't stand her. 143 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,470 Spinster of the parish. 144 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:37,910 Oh, not quite. 145 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:44,030 I could tell you a few things about old Prue. And a certain gentleman antique 146 00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,910 dealer. Oh, hanky-panky. 147 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:54,070 Well, let's just say, furtive conversations in darkened corners. 148 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,490 Oh, I'm sorry. 149 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,040 I'm so sorry. 150 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:05,840 I can't settle until I've got that box to the charity shop and back to work. 151 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,880 Oh, don't you worry about that. I'll nip it up in my break. 152 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,360 She's not moving. 153 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,760 Oh, she's scarier. 154 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,580 Let me get my maddy-baddy face on. 155 00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:32,140 Not yet. 156 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,840 It's on the sign. 157 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,060 Never fails. 158 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,980 Oh, there's another one. 159 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,140 Not... Oh, my God. 160 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,660 It's her. It's her. 161 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,200 It's you. 162 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,880 The new hairdresser in town. 163 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,580 You're not supposed to be in because of this sale. 164 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,840 Oh. We'll start it sideways. 165 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:08,080 Come on in. Come in. Just bringing a box. Put the box down there. Okay. 166 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,040 Thanks. And would you mind terribly putting those on? Oh, what's this? 167 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:18,040 Leaflets. You know. Well, welcome to the Harrods of Handle Down, as 168 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,040 it's known. 169 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:22,200 Here, let's get these products placed. 170 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,400 Ooh, 25% off. 171 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,090 Get this, Dobby. Oh, I love some of that. 172 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,070 What brought you here, dear? 173 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,930 Oh, a place of my own, somewhere quiet, doing what I love best. 174 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,370 What about you? 175 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:38,390 Samesies. I danced all over. 176 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:41,230 Cabarets, casinos, cruises. 177 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:46,930 Till me tendons screamed out for mercy and I find my calling here among the 178 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:49,750 castoffs. Oh, don't encourage him. 179 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:53,710 He'll be given his story via means of interpretive dance in a minute. 180 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:58,780 Where'd you come from? Oh, worked in London most of my career. 181 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:04,080 Oh, I got a taste of smoking. Oh, drag review of Piccadilly. Oh. 182 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:11,000 I'm wearing second-hand hats, second-hand clothes. 183 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,320 Never had a single thing that's new. 184 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,020 We had Danny Laraboo in our shop once. Don't tell me. Was she working at 185 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:23,100 Sassoon's and Leonard of Mayfair, all that lot? 186 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,440 Yeah. 187 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:28,360 Be still my beating heart. That must have been marvellous. 188 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,280 Here you are. 189 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,860 Meet the mob. 190 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,520 Lonnie. Lily. 191 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:39,160 And on ironing and pricing and everything else, we have... Dubby! 192 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,040 Our grand Friday. 193 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,340 She does the lot. 194 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:48,780 Oh, and on sorting and sudden grunts, we have the bad lads in the back. 195 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,020 Community service. Right, right, right. 196 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,540 Lads! 197 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,120 I hope. 198 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,820 They won't be requiring your 25% off, as you may have noticed. 199 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,840 Good thing you've come when you've come. 200 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,000 We're about to lower the drawbridge. 201 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,280 God save us. 202 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:09,520 Hang on to everything that's not nailed down. Dobby's bingo dobber went last 203 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,520 time, didn't it, love? 204 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,540 Here, you'll be losing this one and on. 205 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:14,740 Initialed and on. 206 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,220 Me lucky dobber. 207 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,760 Dobby's a bingo barmy. Goes nowhere without your dobber, do you, Dovelet? 208 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,770 Cheeky. 209 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,290 I had a lipstick that hue in 72. 210 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:33,850 God, love us. What a mess. 211 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:35,630 Dear, oh dear. 212 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,750 Terrence! All right, Rhys. Hey. 213 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:43,970 Yeah. All right. Yeah, just brushing off the dust and the past. 214 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,550 Too many memories, you see. I recall this establishment in its heyday. 215 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,870 I bet you do. 216 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,910 Last owner just took off. 217 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,750 I got it as a job lock. 218 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,960 So much junk. Look. 219 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,700 Hey, let me show you that tea cup. Yes, yes, yes. 220 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,500 Wait. 221 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,260 Daphne has taken the wrong box. Right, before we go any further, this was 222 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,540 definitely it. 223 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,940 Course it bloody was. 224 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,480 Right, sorry, where is it? 225 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840 The charity shop. 226 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,800 You do realise it was worth 35 at least? 227 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240 Oh, great. 228 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,870 35 quid on the toilet? 229 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,330 No. 230 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,150 35,000. 231 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,670 I'm sorry I'm late. 232 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,010 Do you like me here? 233 00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,570 What? 234 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:44,390 Here. 235 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,770 What a hole. I know. 236 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:52,310 It was like Raiders of the Lost Ark, though I did get out by a whisker. 237 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,500 What? The charge of the four-for-two tsunami. 238 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,420 Hey, and guess who was at the head of it? Elbow-knocker Goodman, who 239 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:01,300 misproved. She glared at me with a, Get out of my way or die! 240 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,960 And the corners on that trolley, ow! 241 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,920 Like the daggers on Boudicca's chariot wheel. 242 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,860 Come on, Val, step out for goodness sake. I'm so sorry! 243 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,720 Hop in the back. 244 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,200 OK. 245 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,270 Beautiful, Barney. 246 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,370 The box! 247 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,390 Have you still got that box? 248 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,570 Where's the teacup? Sorry? 249 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,150 The teacup man. 250 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,990 Sorry, what? It was in the box I brought. 251 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,349 Oh, that box. 252 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:45,350 It's still by the door. 253 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:46,990 Shift. 254 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:50,530 Shift. 255 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,829 Nothing here. 256 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:52,890 It must have been sold then. 257 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,570 Didn't see it go, no. 258 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,470 I never miss a sale or a receipt. 259 00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:00,590 Whatever the siege, no teacup passed by me. 260 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:01,890 Listen here, you. 261 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,550 I need that teacup back. 262 00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:04,770 Listen here, foghorn. 263 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,410 No teacup was sold. 264 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:07,629 You're saying it's been nicked? 265 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,630 Must have been. 266 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,850 I want this place turned over. Do you hear me? I want my teacup back. It's 267 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:13,910 been turned over. 268 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,510 Everything's gone. 269 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:18,550 There's been tonnes of people through this place. It could be anywhere. 270 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:20,130 I want it! 271 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,410 Hey! Hey! 272 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:25,430 Calm down. Calm down, old boy. Someone must have seen something, right? 273 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,290 I'm letting you know. 274 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,020 I will get that teacup and saucer back if it kills me. Or I have to kill 275 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,020 someone. 276 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,320 And you're sacked. 277 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:41,560 Well, just to explain his rather over-temperate reaction, this is a piece 278 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,420 dating from the 18th century. 279 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:44,980 Oh, swipe me sideways. 280 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,660 I mean, it is what you might call most collectible. 281 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,740 Here, see. 282 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,620 Oh, that's beautiful. 283 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,600 Exquisite. 284 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,590 Oh, I like that. It's lovely. 285 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:01,550 And it is worth £35,000. 286 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:07,550 But cup must come with saucer. 287 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,910 Only the best for you. 288 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:19,770 It was crazy. 289 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:23,349 And Lonnie turned the whole shop over again once they'd gone and it wasn't 290 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:24,349 there. 291 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,940 The van just missed her. 292 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,120 It was going hell for leather. 293 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:40,800 Oh, she's terrified, poor thing. 294 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,480 Let's have a look at the identification. 295 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,960 Miss Prudence Snook, 114 Chapel Street. 296 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,940 I reckon that's that Miss Prue that came in here. They did say she had a dog. 297 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,980 Oh, poor baby. 298 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,540 We'd better get her back. 299 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,380 I guess it must be that one. It must be that one. 300 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,099 We found your dog. 301 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,100 We'll leave you. 302 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:50,780 There we go. We can't just... Miss Prue? 303 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,500 Hello. Yeah? 304 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,340 Safe travels. 305 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,990 Wasn't that in the mind of that witch, to be honest? 306 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,450 That's what I heard anyway. 307 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,890 Take care. 308 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:23,830 And if you hear anything else, you know... Miss Prue was known to the 309 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,550 police. She was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac. 310 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,810 Blimey. We were watching her, but assured by her doctor that she was 311 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,190 cured. Obviously not. 312 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,390 I mean, it looks like a simple and sad accident waiting to happen. There's way 313 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,970 too much stuff here. She was climbing the ladder and fell. 314 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,690 What? I'm sorry, you can't come in here. 315 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,970 No. 316 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,450 Sorry? What's going on? 317 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:46,030 Just on my way back from bingo, saw the police car and that. 318 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:47,590 I'll have to ask you to leave, thank you. 319 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,290 There's been an accident. 320 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:50,670 It's Miss Prue. 321 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,030 She's dead. 322 00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:56,670 Terrible accident, according to the undertakers. 323 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,950 Crushed to death by her own spoils. 324 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:02,870 Now, please, ladies, I really need everyone to... She's a kleptomaniac, it 325 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:03,870 seems. Is she? 326 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,150 Oh, isn't that like a thief who's not a thief? 327 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,380 Kleptomania is the inability to resist the urge to steal items, usually for 328 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:15,200 reasons other than personal use of financial gain. She got stuff from all 329 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,180 over the village, by the looks of things. 330 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,360 Crushed, you say? 331 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,520 Right there. 332 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,620 God, what a way to go. 333 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,360 Seen quite a few things from the charity shop. Please, Madam, both of you will 334 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,090 have to leave now. I recognise that sundial. That's from the park. Yes, yes. 335 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:39,970 Out you go, please. Nothing too large or too small, it seems. Oh, look, there. 336 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,470 Those curling tons. They're ours, aren't they? 337 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:43,710 Yes, they are. 338 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,050 Well, she must have taken them when she came in the shop. 339 00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,350 God, she was quick. 340 00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:52,410 I'm crafting all right. Best not to touch anything yet. 341 00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:53,650 Oh. 342 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:10,230 Shoo! Oh, I'm allergic to dogs. 343 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,650 That's me gone. 344 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,910 Where's the...? Newsflash. 345 00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:16,830 That's what we call Wincy. 346 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,110 She'll be off now. 347 00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,390 I'll be all over the village in a trice. 348 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:25,170 I don't know if this is the right time, but can you book me in for ten tomorrow? 349 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,130 You got that, Clary? Yeah, I will do. 350 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:29,510 Bye, all. 351 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:30,610 So, so sad. 352 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,590 Shoo! Lily, she's all on her own. 353 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,210 What's going to happen to her now? 354 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:37,530 She'll be putting a pound overnight. 355 00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:38,890 Oh, the poor little thing. 356 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,710 Clary, get her food and some tins. 357 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:41,910 We'll take her overnight. 358 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:48,670 Oh, I'm not sure the protocol... Yeah, yeah, I'll just... 359 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:50,250 I'll just make a note of it. 360 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,850 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 361 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,210 There might be more to this than meets the eye. 362 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,560 Can't think on an empty stomach. 363 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,120 Let's settle the dog, and then I'll treat you to a meal. 364 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,060 Yeah, well, what I'm hearing is that she was one of those klepto things, you 365 00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,040 know. Cheers, mate. Hale. 366 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,460 Hale. Hale. I don't know how I come to think of it. I was always a box of 367 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:30,520 wooden forks down when she'd been by. Yeah, it's like everything she'd stolen 368 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,760 just turned on her. 369 00:22:32,709 --> 00:22:34,070 Does anyone know anymore? 370 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,350 No. Well, listen to this. 371 00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,410 Apparently, she stormed out of the charity shop earlier. 372 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,270 She stormed in and out of here? 373 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:44,710 Dobby from charity shop were in buying everybody a chippy tea to cheer them up. 374 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:46,930 I mean, it's been chaos down there today. 375 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:49,710 Oh, aye, yeah. The incident with that Terry's tea cup, yeah. 376 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,570 Hey, listen, go on about the proof, because this might be her last sighting. 377 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:57,930 Dobby saw her crew sliding into the front of the queue, but Dobby said 378 00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:58,930 something to her. 379 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:01,490 Kiss. 380 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,120 What was it? I saw you. 381 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:04,760 I think she said. 382 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 She's an half-wagon. 383 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,040 She's stormed out of our shop too. 384 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,920 You're her, aren't you? 385 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,500 You're the new hairdresser, aren't you? 386 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,000 Yeah. Who's asking? 387 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,360 It is her, yeah. 388 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,240 She's from London. Do you do walk-ins? Yep. 389 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:22,900 Everyone welcome. 390 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,360 Yeah. 391 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Do you mind? 392 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,500 Here you go, Kev. 393 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,420 Get serving, lad. 394 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,420 That's another one mad for you. 395 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,140 What? 396 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,100 Look at the size of your chips compared to mine. 397 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:47,320 And that young copper from before, too, Constable? 398 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,780 Smitten. 399 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,260 You honestly don't know, do you? 400 00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:00,980 These are the best chips in the normal world, aren't they? 401 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,840 So what are you thinking, Clary? 402 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,100 The trajectory looked after me. 403 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580 What do you mean? 404 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,500 The body. How it had fallen. 405 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,020 I used to cut for the head of CID. 406 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,080 And he said... 407 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,340 Every corpse tells a story. 408 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,260 It didn't look right for a fall from a height. 409 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:40,140 The intersections of points and plane relate to the body's postulate 410 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:44,000 configurations. It did not, to me, indicate a fall from a height. 411 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,740 Loose ends? Loose ends. 412 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,740 Lily? Have you solved crimes before? 413 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,060 Let's just say it. 414 00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:58,230 They used to help sort things out sometimes. 415 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:02,790 Hairdressers. 416 00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:05,290 Charity shop. 417 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,670 Chippy. 418 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,050 Then round bread. 419 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,910 Rune have a queue and everybody knows that. 420 00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:16,890 So what was it? 421 00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:19,030 I sent her running off like that. 422 00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,070 Loose ends. 423 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,570 Lopsided, got to clip it up neat. 424 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:27,670 Who wanted her? 425 00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:29,890 Dead? 426 00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:32,610 Well, half the blinking village, it seems. 427 00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,130 Clary. 428 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:39,990 It's murder. 429 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:47,590 So, what are we after? 430 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,970 Oh, I don't know. 431 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:53,550 Just to tidy up. I always have the same. 432 00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:57,250 Well, I think we can improve on that, don't you, Clary? 433 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:58,510 Ike. 434 00:25:58,930 --> 00:25:59,930 So, 435 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:06,270 any more news on Miss Prue? 436 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,490 Only that the police think it was an accident. 437 00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,090 Aye, waiting to happen by the looks of things. 438 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:13,830 Still, what a way to go, eh? 439 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,690 You must have been one of the last people to see her. 440 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:19,030 I suppose I was. 441 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,310 Shot out of that chippy door like lightning. 442 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,310 What on earth did you say to her? 443 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:25,220 I don't know, really. 444 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,840 Just letting her know I'd seen her pushing in. 445 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:31,620 Any news on that cup and saucer, Dobby? No. 446 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,240 Not hide nor hair. 447 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,120 Where was everyone in the shop? 448 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,440 Well, Lonnie and me was on the till, but I was mainly in the back room with the 449 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,220 bad lads, sorting like billio. 450 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,140 They're such good lads, those two, you know. 451 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,120 Just got off to a bad start. 452 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,300 I had a neighbour like that once, Bess. 453 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,940 Been inside, but a diamond. 454 00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:00,920 Yeah. I'd come home and I'd find her sitting in my front room, slurping tea 455 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,480 and watching Countdown. 456 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,180 She could get in anywhere. 457 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,640 She showed me once, too, when I locked myself out. Oh, yeah? 458 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:12,120 Easier than you'd think. It was like slicing cake. 459 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,800 Right. You got any idea what's happened to them, Dobby? 460 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:19,160 Well, biggest mistake, dear. 461 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:23,130 was putting the box unpacked near the door. 462 00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:28,710 Bess always said, thieves grab what's at hand, put stuff well away. 463 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:36,490 So, I checked that painting out and nobody's heard of the artist Draeneur 464 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,370 anywhere. It's totally worthless. 465 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,730 So, what happened to this cup and saucer? 466 00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:44,290 We know it made it to the charity shop. 467 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,790 You, you dropped it off and you placed it down by the door. 468 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:48,580 An inside job? 469 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:51,260 So we have Dobby and Lonnie. 470 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:54,340 Unlikely. Well, Dobby, who claims that she was in the back the whole time, 471 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,440 which seems plausible. 472 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:59,640 True. So the bad lads? I mean, they have records, and I don't mean K-Tel's 473 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,640 greatest hits. 474 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,580 What about Miss Prue? 475 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,500 She's a kleptomaniac! And don't forget that, Terry. 476 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,520 Yes, he's a ruthless and determined little beggar by all accounts. 477 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,420 What if Miss Prue took it... 478 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,940 And Terry found out. 479 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,220 He could have gone up to hers to get it back. 480 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,540 And then there's Ray Srunard, the antiques dealer. 481 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:23,860 Yes. 482 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,680 Now, Val hinted that he and Prue knew each other in some way. What if his 483 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,860 interest in the teacup and in Prue somehow smashed together? 484 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:35,340 Poor dog. 485 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:40,000 If only you could tell us what happened to Miss Prue. At the moment, it's only 486 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,300 us think it could be murder. 487 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,560 So, with all that in mind... 488 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,260 Where's my next loose end coming from? 489 00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:52,420 Wait. That name. 490 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,280 Look at it in the mirror, backwards. 491 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,840 The artist's signature. 492 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,420 Yes, that there. 493 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:04,800 Draeneur becomes... Rhunard? 494 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:12,060 Mm. Yeah, so lamentable about the teacup and saucer. I even made a space for it 495 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:16,860 in the cabinet over there, you see. I don't suppose... We will ever see it 496 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:23,480 again. By the way, that is me with the Honourable Tea Cup 497 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,420 Society of Japan. 498 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:30,040 Do you think anyone who was around knows of its whereabouts? 499 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800 Like whom? 500 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:43,600 I wonder if I might call on you to appraise an item for me. 501 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,840 Well, of course indeed you may. 502 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,320 Would you know if this is worth anything? 503 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,800 No. 504 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:58,120 No, that's not my field, I'm afraid, no. 505 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:02,120 It's strange, because I'm a hairdresser. 506 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:05,260 I could read War and Peace quicker in the mirror than I could right way 507 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:09,940 around. And if you look at the artist's signature there, if you read that in a 508 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:10,940 mirror... 509 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,650 It says... Runard. 510 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,150 Yes. 511 00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:22,510 So what are you going to do? 512 00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:26,610 I mean, if it's out, it's out. 513 00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:28,470 Truth be told, I'm glad. 514 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:34,030 You see, it was a joke. It's always been my weakness, I'm afraid. I've always 515 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,930 been the practical joker. 516 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:39,170 The pricker of pomposity. 517 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:42,090 Just couldn't help it. 518 00:30:42,490 --> 00:30:43,490 So... 519 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,260 How did the painting end up in the hotel? 520 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:53,760 Ah, the owner of the hotel. A veritable pontificating prig. He reckoned himself 521 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,600 to be a connoisseur of modern art. 522 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:03,300 So I, I hatched a ruse, you see. I created paintings with a, 523 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,980 with a toothbrush and a kid's paint palette. 524 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,900 I invented an artist. 525 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,360 And yes, yes, I did give him a clue, to be fair. I did give him that signature. 526 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,360 And then I charged him a shedload of wonga. Oh, I see. 527 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,540 Well, I mean, I was going to return it, you know, once his humiliation was 528 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:25,540 complete. 529 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,760 What happened? 530 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:32,000 It backfired. That ferreting Miss Prue discovered that they were fake. 531 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:35,120 And she told him? And what did he do? 532 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,820 Well, he did not see the funny side. 533 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:41,210 No, in fact, he went completely mad. 534 00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:46,590 I had to return the money twice over in order to keep him from the police. 535 00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:52,190 Because even though I'd made good, in my game, you know, any whiff of fakery 536 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:53,190 could have ruined me. 537 00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:54,550 Hmm. 538 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:55,930 And Miss Prue? 539 00:31:56,450 --> 00:32:00,590 Ah, well, she blackmailed me, stalked me, fell for me. 540 00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:02,670 I'm not quite sure which of those was worse. 541 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:06,970 Yes, I hated her. Yes, I did. And I must admit, I looked to my beloved 542 00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:08,350 blunderbuss more than once. 543 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,420 Joke! Yes, see, there I go again. 544 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:23,840 So, yes, a sad end ultimately, but being vanquished by her own 545 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,920 swag must have a sort of poetic justice, doesn't it? 546 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,040 And it's blinking handy. 547 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,620 I saw this cup and saucer. 548 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,720 Turns out it's work about 35 grand. 549 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:44,880 So you think that there's a very good reason why a kleptomaniac such as Miss 550 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,300 Prue might have come to ill for taking it? 551 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,600 Well, I find it all a bit far-fetched, girls, I'm sorry to say. 552 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,700 Prue stole it and then somebody murdered her for it. 553 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:02,120 When our investigations point to nothing of that nature, it was clearly an 554 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,120 accident. 555 00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:13,270 Hey, Lil, what keeps you so young-looking? 556 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,770 Who? What are you doing? 557 00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:24,530 The first exercise in the ancient and secret Five Tibetans. 558 00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,030 Oh? 559 00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:27,210 What are you on about? 560 00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:29,110 Bit mystical. 561 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:35,250 Once upon a time, many, many years ago, I gave a mammoth strim to a hairy old 562 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,590 shaman type, claimed to be 80, honestly, looked 45 or less. 563 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:43,630 He was so pleased, he gave me a tip. Do this every day. And he passed me a tatty 564 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:44,630 dog-eared booklet. 565 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,390 Fountain of Youth. 566 00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:50,450 So the ancient secret to the Fountain of Youth... 567 00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:52,200 Spinning round and round. 568 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,480 And you do that every Saturday night. 569 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:56,860 Oh, good God, you're gonna live forever. 570 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,620 Hey, watch it, I might. 571 00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:02,660 I touch my toes twice a week and I bomb around town most days and when I can 572 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,480 afford it, I sup an eggnog. 573 00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:05,960 Yes, youth. 574 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:09,560 A core tenet of maintaining it is a strong social circle and a positive 575 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,820 mindset. Well, there you go, that's hairdressing. 576 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,239 Do some of it. 577 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600 Save me. 578 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,420 Hey, you're gonna be inundated now. 579 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:24,790 Inundated. Yeah. It's all over town, how you took 25 years off Val with that cut. 580 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:26,170 Dobby too. 581 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:28,090 Yeah, it is all over town. 582 00:34:28,409 --> 00:34:29,550 I wonder how that is. 583 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,670 Well, they say good news travels fast. 584 00:34:32,929 --> 00:34:33,989 Yeah, it does. 585 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:37,670 Good and bad news with you, the Pony Express. 586 00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:43,730 I don't know what you're insinuating. I really don't. Well, whatever it is, 587 00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:44,810 we're grateful. 588 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:00,470 country, have you? 589 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:02,830 What? Country and western. 590 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:08,430 Here she goes, every second Friday, she's down the Rosenkraut, plastered, 591 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:10,830 singing Harper Valley PTA. 592 00:35:11,070 --> 00:35:12,070 Will you shut it, Cheryl? 593 00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:14,350 I meant 70s country and western. 594 00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:18,730 Dolly, Willie, Kenny, Tammy. Oh, you're talking my very language there, eh? 595 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,230 Shall we get you up? 596 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,670 Eh, Lil? 597 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,270 This cup and saucer business. 598 00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:25,690 What's it like if you're seeing her? 599 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,070 I've seen a picture. 600 00:35:27,430 --> 00:35:30,090 Yeah, so, well, The saucer? 601 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,150 Delicate, goldy. 602 00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:35,230 Yes, it's got all this gorgeous gold around the rim. 603 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,430 Like that there. 604 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:43,890 It is the very one. Oh my God. 605 00:35:44,090 --> 00:35:45,770 How could we not see that? 606 00:35:46,930 --> 00:35:47,950 God have mercy. 607 00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:49,310 What next? 608 00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:50,930 They need bringing together. 609 00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,410 The cup and the saucer. 610 00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:03,190 It'll be all over town in a millisecond, Wincy. She can't wait. 611 00:36:03,510 --> 00:36:06,450 She's like a town crier on rollerblades. 612 00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:16,570 No, I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 613 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,390 The cup and saucer? 614 00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:22,270 She could have been killed, pardon. 615 00:36:22,630 --> 00:36:24,790 All right, listen, I'll pop by tomorrow, all right? 616 00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:27,330 We'll clarify a bit about it by any chance. 617 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,640 Oh, I'll have to go. I'll have to go. 618 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,140 He'll be round first thing. 619 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:37,320 So, Prue had them all along. 620 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,960 Someone would stop at nothing. 621 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:43,980 Hey, I'm getting worried for you, all on your own. 622 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:45,320 Oh, come now. 623 00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:46,780 Why? 624 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,420 35,000 reasons. 625 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,740 Oh, I am. I'm scared for you all alone. 626 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:56,460 Well, who knows who Wincy's told by now or what the value's been exaggerated to. 627 00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:01,060 I'm gonna call Adam back. Oh, no, he'll be around first thing in the morning and 628 00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:02,480 I've stashed the saucer safe. 629 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,260 Well, then I'm staying with you. 630 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:06,740 No, you are not. Away with your bother. 631 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,440 Hey, I've seen David Carradine in all the kung-fus. 632 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:11,060 I'd really rather stay. 633 00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:15,480 No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Away with you. I just think... You're gonna miss 634 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,480 the last bus. 635 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,240 Shoo! Or I'll give you a bowl cut. 636 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,500 I will. 637 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,919 No, not that. 638 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,920 Out you go. 639 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,960 Can I give you a lift? 640 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,960 Yeah, that way. 641 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,340 Oh, Lily, I was too worried about you. I had to get him to call in now. 642 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,860 All right, all right. 643 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,260 Hey, come on. 644 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,920 They vanished without a trace. 645 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,520 Are you sure you're okay? 646 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,840 I think we'd better get you checked out. No. 647 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:52,860 Just shook up, that's all. 648 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:56,060 It's a good thing Clary got me to check in. I was going to leave it till 649 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,060 morning. 650 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,120 Did you get a look at who it was? 651 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,900 Dog and Sir Swivel saved me. 652 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,280 So... 653 00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:21,770 We have The fury of that Terry 654 00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:23,990 the blackmail of race 655 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:29,970 That sneeze 656 00:40:48,299 --> 00:40:49,299 Doris Briggs. 657 00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:51,260 What? 658 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:56,680 I need to speak to you in relation to the death of Prudence Snook. 659 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,460 I don't understand. 660 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440 Can you explain this? 661 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:05,170 It's a bingo dubber. 662 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,050 It has your initials on and it was found at the crime scene. 663 00:41:09,090 --> 00:41:10,670 That Prue must have stolen it. 664 00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:15,030 We've had it fingerprint tested and yours are on it and Prue's weren't. 665 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:18,690 We have your fingerprints on the police database from the time that you were 666 00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:21,090 convicted of a burglary in Birmingham a number of years ago. 667 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,530 We'll be conducting a search of your house. 668 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,240 I'm so sorry. 669 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,460 So sorry. 670 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:47,680 So, here we go, eyes down, looking for this afternoon's big one. 671 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:51,720 We are hooked up all around the world and the prize is enormous. 672 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,660 Glad it's out. 673 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,740 Such a burden it's been. 674 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,020 What happened, Dobby? 675 00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,540 25. 676 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,100 Duck and dive. 677 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:02,660 Number 25. 678 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,000 Me lucky dobber, Dobby, innit? 679 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:11,290 I realise I dropped it, went back for it, but couldn't get to look, you lot 680 00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:15,010 there. Number 71, 7 and 1, 71. 681 00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:20,450 Hope for the best that it would get rolled in with everything else, but not 682 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:21,450 to be. 683 00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:24,470 But what happened? Why? 684 00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:29,430 13, unlucky for some, 13. 685 00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:34,630 I'm in massive debt due to bingo addiction. 686 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,860 67. Era online, I can't stop. 687 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:46,200 When I heard the whirth of the teacup and saucer, saw that Prue in the chippy, 688 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,080 put two and two together. 689 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,680 I didn't know it was her that stole it, but I took a chance and said to her in 690 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,460 the chippy queue, I saw you. 691 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,560 Then I knew for sure. 692 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:03,720 Got home through the back door, like Bess taught me. 693 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:08,000 But only the cup was there. I couldn't find the saucer. 694 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:13,500 If I could have found the saucer, I'd have been out of there. Who'd have known 695 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,560 it was full of dog food? 696 00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:22,380 Then Prue came back unexpectedly. 697 00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,260 Threatened me. 698 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,420 Went to call the police. 699 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,700 I pushed over one of the piles. 700 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,880 It fell down on her. 701 00:43:34,030 --> 00:43:38,850 I panicked, saw the stepladder, put it down, made it look like an accident. 702 00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:41,970 So I fled. 703 00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:45,290 Number 11, legacy 11. 704 00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:50,050 Number 4, knocking the door. 705 00:43:50,430 --> 00:43:51,470 Number 4. 706 00:43:53,110 --> 00:43:55,030 7 and 8, 78. 707 00:43:58,210 --> 00:44:00,590 There's 8,000 pounds at stake. 708 00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:03,210 We must be getting close to a winner now. 709 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:08,240 Number three on his own, can't compete. 710 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:10,000 Number three. 711 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:17,800 Three and five, 35. 712 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:21,360 Bingo! And then we have a winner! 713 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,360 There 714 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:30,240 he 715 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,840 is. Stunning. 716 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,920 I'm telling you, Juliet Bravo, Cagney and Lacey and every Charlie's Angels got 717 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,000 nothing on you, Lily. 718 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,140 You are a veritable crimper and crime buster. 719 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:48,800 Oh, steady on. I wouldn't have got anywhere without 00 Apprentice here. Eh? 720 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,020 Come on. 721 00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,660 Anyway, 722 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,160 Val, go on, what were you saying? 723 00:44:55,380 --> 00:45:00,800 So, that Terry got paid by race and even gave me some severance pay. 724 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,040 Oh!